Sunday, September 25, 2011

Disturbing Health Issue of the Day

You know, I've been successfully chewing and swallowing food for many years in the course of ingesting the nutrients needed to fuel the ongoing processes that sustain life. One would think I would have achieved a certain skill level.

Yet today, as I was eating lunch, I carelessly bit right into the side of my tongue while chewing. There's a painful chomp mark on it right now.

I have failed at eating. Nice work, me.

Well, sometimes you roll a one.

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