I Said Waaait For It!

We got a reminder notice about the census, encouraging us to return the form as soon as possible.

Well, I'll tell you, Census Bureau, you can have it ASAP or you can have it with assured accuracy. If you're going to ask me about the people who live here on April 1, 2010, you can't expect me to answer with confidence on March 23.

I have to wait until April 1 to know for sure, don't I? We already went over this!

You can't expect me to just go around willy nilly making up answers to questions set several days in the future based on nothing more than nine years of history in this apartment!

I stand by my intention to put it in the mail April 1st, and not before.

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