Monday, July 11, 2011

The Sweet Smell of Zombies

In case anyone is still worried about zombies, given that the killer robots will probably make short work of them on the way to finishing us off, drrubidium has some extremely useful advice over on the Scientopia Guest Blogge.

It's a careful explanation of the chemistry involved in making a corpse-scented perfume (I like to think it will also be available in a shower gel or body wash), so zombies will think you're one of them. Ingenious!

I think we should probably all start wearing this right away, just to be safe. After all, you don't want to not smell like a rotting corpse when the zombies show up, and that could be at any time.

Possibly not soon enough, either, if everyone smells like a rotting corpse.


1 comment:

brian said...

I highly agree - perhaps the French will create this new scent as they are pretty good in the perfume business; btw Zombies made the front cover of the most recent College and Research Libraries Journal - title Library of the Living Dead