The Secret is Out

A conversation between myself and my spouse on the way to the grocery store:

Spouse: The purpose of life is to maximize the awesome. A good way to start is to take the feat Maximize Awesome.

Self: I took it twice, 'cause it stacks.

This finally explains why my life is so:

a) Awesome

b) Geeky

This has been your D20-bleeds-into-life update for the day.