Were you aware that this is National Save for Retirement Week?
Me neither, but I have it on good authority that it is true. TIAA-CREF tells me so.
So please take this opportunity to deposit some money in my TIAA-CREF account. You may be assured I will take good care of it, using it for only the finest bon-bons as I relax with Hedonismbot in my glamorous retirement castle.
Aw, who am I kidding? Hedonism isn't relaxing--it'll be non-stop action!
But don't worry, I'll find time to enjoy bon-bons.
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